Whooz Kameltoe? I’m a songwriter who has always approached life at a unique angle. My blessing/curse is a hypercritical eye for what everyone else seems to accept at face value. Even at a young age I compared sitting in a classroom to sitting in a conditioning chamber for sitting in a cubicle. When the time came to sit through college, my butt was sore; I packed a bag and hit the road without any money, resources, or expectations.

This adventure lasted an unexpected and exciting four years! I’ve lived in glamorous cities, rural farms, desolate desert, on a bicycle, deep in the folds of tropical paradise, the beach, creative artistic communities, dirty punk houses, and cardboard boxes. These are the experiences my songwriting comes from. From family classics like “kill me while i’m young” to holiday favorites like “I’ll hail satan”. My crazy songs are all true stories.